Allan Morgan

Allan Morgan has been one of Earth's Tallest Humans for numerous presidential administrations, including Democratic, Republican and perhaps Whig. He currently hails from the butt-end of the Chicago exurbs, and his humor stylings vacillate between smarty-pants overly-verbose and stoopidly inappropriate, often in the same sentence. He's been on the radio (Dr. Demento), in the movies (Club Fed, The Skateboard Kid) and TV (CBS' Nash Bridges, MTV) for various comedy and musical shenanigans; ask to see his ever-dwindling royalty checks. He has studied at Cross Currents, the ACME theatre in Hollywood and The Comedy Shrine, and is currently not wearing pants.